Bare Fax | Ottawa, ON – Clean Floors, Bare Everything Else 🍺

Overall Rating: ⭐ (1/5 Beers)

Address: 27 York St., Ottawa, Ontario

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Our Order

Beer. Simple, safe, and cold.

Our Experience

Climb a set of stairs, and you’re suddenly in a different kind of nightlife experience—welcome to Bare Fax, Ottawa’s long-standing gentlemen’s club. Surprisingly clean and tastefully decorated, it’s not as seedy as one might expect…until the dancers glide by, wearing next to nothing and looking alarmingly young (almost uncomfortably so).

A: The room was quiet, the stage empty, and the service non-existent. The good news? It’s spotless and comfortable to sit in. The bad news? We were completely ignored. The bathroom, however, was unexpectedly charming—bonus points for that.

F: Honestly shocked the beer wasn’t overpriced. The décor was well done—almost too classy for what was happening (or not happening).

Ratings at a Glance

Cleanliness: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5/5) Immaculate—unexpectedly so

Attitude: ⭐ (1/5) Service? What service?

Bathroom: ⭐⭐⭐⭐ (4/5) Clean and comfortable—best part of the visit

Hickmeter: ⭐⭐ (2/5) A few mysterious shadows lurking around

Bonuses

• Cleanest strip club bathroom ever

• You have to pay for the extras 😉

Final Sip

Bare Fax might be the cleanest strip club you’ll ever not get served in. Great for curiosity, not for conversation—or connection.