🐟 Don’s Fish and Chips | Brockville, ON

Overall Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐ (4/5 Beers)

Address: 40 Water Street West, Brockville, Ontario

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Our Order

Good old-fashioned fish and chips, the way your arteries fear but your taste buds celebrate.

What We Think

If you’re anywhere near Brockville’s waterfront, this is a must-do. Don’s Fish and Chips is a greasy legend — the kind of place where you walk in, catch a whiff of deep-fried heaven, place your order, and walk out with a brown paper bundle that could double as a pillow of happiness.

No beer here (tragic, we know), but the grease-to-flavor ratio makes up for it. This isn’t a sit-down kind of joint; it’s a grab-it-and-go feast by the water or the park nearby.

Fe: Not the cleanest, but tasty as hell. Greasy, flavorful, and best in small doses—your heart might thank you for pacing yourself.

Mo: Grease-stained paper, extra tartar sauce, and zero regrets. It’s a whole experience in old-school takeout, complete with a need for extra napkins and maybe a defibrillator.

Ratings at a Glance

Cleanliness: 1/5 – You’re not here for ambiance, let’s be honest.

Attitude: 3/5 – Small-town charm with a splash of “take it or leave it.”

Bathroom: N/A – Didn’t look, didn’t dare.

Hickmeter: 2/5 – Some locals, some tourists, some mystery.

Bonuses:

How many tartar sauce packets can you sneak before feeling judged?

Final Sip (or Fry)

Don’s Fish and Chips is an iconic greasy spoon by the water, serving up fried perfection with no frills and no apologies. It’s not fancy, but it’s delicious, nostalgic, and everything you want in a classic fish and chips stop. Just don’t wear white.